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Afton Iowa

This town is full of little shits some ok teachers some really good teachers "Mr. Hardy" good neighbors and weird noises.
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The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.
Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
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Postville Iowa

A Joint rolled with the thickness of a cigar. Must contain at least 4 filters, 2 papers, and 3 different strains.
Hey Ian, you should come over to my place this weekend so we can smoke this Postville Iowa!
by Sman927 August 8, 2024
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Marshaltown Iowa

Full of train tracks, wannabe gangsters, and the whole town stinks because of a JBS pork processing plant.
Marshaltown Iowa is worse than all of Ohio.
by Travon the 3rd April 2, 2025
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The Iowa Game

(noun) An excuse to drink with others over a shared connection during the Iowa Hawkeyes game instead of being sober and professionally networking with that shared Iowa Hawkeyes connection.
“Honey, sorry I can’t be designated driver right now, The Iowa Game is happening! Please drive us or get us an Uber as I double fisted Hawkeye and Malort each for the third time at this dive bar!”
by FundedByBurritos March 26, 2026
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