by babbler520 February 21, 2012
Get the work horny mug.1. Very common abbreviation for "herpetophile": someone who likes reptiles. This is generally either:
a) A furry fan who likes scalies (anthropomorphic lizards, saurians, and/or dragons), or
b) Someone who likes reptiles as pets, or
c) Someone who avidly studies herpetology.
2. Abbreviation for Herpy Reptile Lover's Community, an archive of scaly art, scaly porn, and reptile reference photography (herpy.net).
a) A furry fan who likes scalies (anthropomorphic lizards, saurians, and/or dragons), or
b) Someone who likes reptiles as pets, or
c) Someone who avidly studies herpetology.
2. Abbreviation for Herpy Reptile Lover's Community, an archive of scaly art, scaly porn, and reptile reference photography (herpy.net).
It wasn't until I saw my wife masturbating to pictures of Robbie from Disney's "Dinosaurs" that I realized how much of a herpy she was.
by Trickster Wolf June 30, 2011
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Get the Horny Little Conquistador mug.The state one enters when he/she becomes consumed with sexual desire. While men experience a hardening of the penis, women feel a loosening and natural lubricating of the vagina. Sexual organs become sensitive, and sex becomes a priority.
Rachael awoke at noon. Nothing new, she'd been fired next week. It didn't matter anymore, she thought. She stretched as she made her way to the bathroom. She massaged her breasts and tried to make her nipples stand hard. They were bright pink, like pencil erasers. Satisfied, she thought she'd take a bath. She lit candles and climbed into the warm water. Once adjusted, her mind wandered. She recalled, in detail, the event that cost her a job.
She'd been sitting at her desk all morning, filing paperwork and going through resumes. She was tired and hot.. she could feel the beads of sweat forming between her breasts and thighs. Rick walked into her cubicle and teased her.
She liked him... many nights she'd masturbated in lust for him. Last night, she'd dreamt that they were making rough, beastly love in a hot air balloon.
Rick worked much faster than she did.. he always stopped by to tease her while she worked. He loved the way she blushed and flirted when he stopped by. This time, instead of talking, she stared at him intensely and silently. She was clearly horny, undressing him with her eyes. Mesmerized, he walked to her. She grabbed his package and licked him right under the chin. Without complaint, he let her have him. Her nipples became erect with lust, and he could see them through her white blouse. He caressed them, while she opened his fly and let out his dick. It was hard already, but she got on her knees and sucked him off.. at first gently, then faster and harder. She worked up and down the shaft, engulfing him completely. He combed her hair with his fingers, her thick red hair which he so loved. Unable to contain himself, he lifted her up and pushed her to her desk, undoing her skirt as she undid his shirt. Her shirt came off, as did his pants, and he sank deep into her. He was surprised at how wet and warm she was already, proud even. He shoved deeper and deeper, ensuring that she felt his friction with every pulse. She moaned, softly, knowing they were not alone in the office. The fact turned her on. Rick nearly exploded, but pulled out just in time. He wouldn't stop there. He went harder, harder, faster, faster. She thought he was like an engine. He massaged her breast with one hand and her clit with the other. Her orgasms lubricated him, and she moaned loudly. She looked into his eyes moaning... "Ohhhhhh, oooooohh, oooooo harder, harder baby.. yeah thats it, i want to feel you deep inside.. aaaahhh, ahhhh thats it come on aaahhh". He didn't respond, but breathed heavily. He stopped for a second, and kneeled to suck her pussy. It was sweet and warm.. pink. He tickled her clit with his tongue, and she cummed. It trickled to the black office carpet. When they were both exhausted and filled, they quickly dressed and got back to their cubicles, enchanted and possessed with dirty thoughts. A minute later, like clockwork, their boss, Bill, called them to his office over the intercom. It was a complete turnoff, but they made their way there. He turned on a TV monitor and replayed the entire incident, from start to end. Enraged, he said they were both to clean out their cubicles and leave the office. They were fired. Rick left the office, in shock. But Bill asked Rachael to stay. He offered her a chance to stay, if she could pleasure him in the same way. The thought of his fat flesh on her made her sick, and she marched out, and left.
When she finished her bath, Rachael walked back to bed. Rick was just waking up. She took off her towel, and dripping with water, she saddled him. Hey baby, he said. And she just looked silently into his eyes. And the fun began...
She'd been sitting at her desk all morning, filing paperwork and going through resumes. She was tired and hot.. she could feel the beads of sweat forming between her breasts and thighs. Rick walked into her cubicle and teased her.
She liked him... many nights she'd masturbated in lust for him. Last night, she'd dreamt that they were making rough, beastly love in a hot air balloon.
Rick worked much faster than she did.. he always stopped by to tease her while she worked. He loved the way she blushed and flirted when he stopped by. This time, instead of talking, she stared at him intensely and silently. She was clearly horny, undressing him with her eyes. Mesmerized, he walked to her. She grabbed his package and licked him right under the chin. Without complaint, he let her have him. Her nipples became erect with lust, and he could see them through her white blouse. He caressed them, while she opened his fly and let out his dick. It was hard already, but she got on her knees and sucked him off.. at first gently, then faster and harder. She worked up and down the shaft, engulfing him completely. He combed her hair with his fingers, her thick red hair which he so loved. Unable to contain himself, he lifted her up and pushed her to her desk, undoing her skirt as she undid his shirt. Her shirt came off, as did his pants, and he sank deep into her. He was surprised at how wet and warm she was already, proud even. He shoved deeper and deeper, ensuring that she felt his friction with every pulse. She moaned, softly, knowing they were not alone in the office. The fact turned her on. Rick nearly exploded, but pulled out just in time. He wouldn't stop there. He went harder, harder, faster, faster. She thought he was like an engine. He massaged her breast with one hand and her clit with the other. Her orgasms lubricated him, and she moaned loudly. She looked into his eyes moaning... "Ohhhhhh, oooooohh, oooooo harder, harder baby.. yeah thats it, i want to feel you deep inside.. aaaahhh, ahhhh thats it come on aaahhh". He didn't respond, but breathed heavily. He stopped for a second, and kneeled to suck her pussy. It was sweet and warm.. pink. He tickled her clit with his tongue, and she cummed. It trickled to the black office carpet. When they were both exhausted and filled, they quickly dressed and got back to their cubicles, enchanted and possessed with dirty thoughts. A minute later, like clockwork, their boss, Bill, called them to his office over the intercom. It was a complete turnoff, but they made their way there. He turned on a TV monitor and replayed the entire incident, from start to end. Enraged, he said they were both to clean out their cubicles and leave the office. They were fired. Rick left the office, in shock. But Bill asked Rachael to stay. He offered her a chance to stay, if she could pleasure him in the same way. The thought of his fat flesh on her made her sick, and she marched out, and left.
When she finished her bath, Rachael walked back to bed. Rick was just waking up. She took off her towel, and dripping with water, she saddled him. Hey baby, he said. And she just looked silently into his eyes. And the fun began...
by thequickbrownfox September 30, 2008
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Pronunciation: \ˈho-pē\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hop·pi·er; hop·pi·est
Etymology: Middle English, from hop
Date: 21st century
1: a beer induced happyness.
2: precursor to being drunk
3: characterized by no longer being sober
Pronunciation: \ˈho-pē\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hop·pi·er; hop·pi·est
Etymology: Middle English, from hop
Date: 21st century
1: a beer induced happyness.
2: precursor to being drunk
3: characterized by no longer being sober
douchebag1: We just drank 18 beers in 10 minutes
douchebag2: Dude, I am so fucking hoppy right now.
douchebag1: CHEA!
douchebag2: Dude, I am so fucking hoppy right now.
douchebag1: CHEA!
by ihuntmidgets October 17, 2009
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