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Hoovers it

The act of inhaling all or most of a given available quantity of a drug, such as cocaine, ye, or marijuana.
When the blow gets passed around, he always hoovers it.
by browniesandstuff August 23, 2012
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Hoover

Noun \ˈhü-vər\

A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.
by Leopold Cheeks September 8, 2012
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Hoover Dome

Hoover being a major vacuum maker, and "dome" being MY name for that GOOD head, when looking for that head that's going to make NOT just the toes curl, but get that leg tapping. "Hoover Dome".
Anyone can perform fellatio ( suck a penis).....literally. A profressional (like me) seeks and returns Hoover Dome.
by Chewy32 November 29, 2013
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Hoover Maneuver

To wrap your lips and create a perfect suction around a butthole, then suck so hard that their penis goes concave
There's nothin like a good old Hoover Maneuver
by Tactical poptart March 25, 2016
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Hoover Dam

Hoover Dam is a synonym to cock blocked. When a girl refuses to give you the good pussy
John: Hey Marissa, how abouycome back and we can start somethin?
Marissa: Ew, no.

(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)
by Coolerx3 July 31, 2016
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Hoover

Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba
Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch
by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018
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hoover supreme

When you nut in her ass and she ask if you want to slurp yo nut out her booty hole and spit it back into her mouth.

I.e. what you get when you combine eating ass and snowballing
In other news this week, Queen Dominique was accused of participating in a Hoover Supreme with her butler as well as accused of tax fraud.
by BiodieselBurner December 10, 2018
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