holy head 

The act of giving and/or recieving head in church. Particularly during service.

We snuck into a classroom and got some holy head while the preacher was going on about chastity.

holy head by Lectric July 23, 2007

holy smokies 

A term that is often used by Japanese boys for like "Holy shit"

Ichigo: "Holy Smokies!"

holy smokies by Anna Hedgehog June 12, 2008

Holy crappers!! 

another byword for the statement Holy shit , What the fuck , what the hey , holy crap ,oh my gulay , or many other expressions that are said in the state of shock, disbelief , stupefied and opprobrious.

Holy Crappers!! That hairy ape that teaches music with itchy bum has 5 toes no wait 7!!

Holy crappers!! by Unknown foreigner June 28, 2008

holy shroud

when one has crime scene sex with a chick on the rag then wraps themself up in the bloody sheet afterwards.

Man I was so tired after fucking Shaniqua this morning I pulled the holy shroud over my head and went back to sleep.

holy shroud by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009

Holy Manchester 

A expression showing surprise & happiness.

Tim, I think Jane is pregnant!
HOLY MANCHESTER JOHN!
(Communly used by white people or crackers.

Holy Manchester by ARandomHottiE April 20, 2009

Holy asshat 

When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.

I went to pick up a piece of paper for the pope and he gave me an holy asshat.

Holy asshat by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Holy smacks 

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.

"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"

Holy smacks by That's some bad hat harry May 14, 2011