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Help me
I am dying of boredom

I just want to make weird definitions on urban dictionary

Help! I need somebody!

by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

step bro i'm stuck help me daddy

daddy im stuck in the dryer i need to cum

oh ya daddy harder step bro i'm stuck help me daddy

by Obviously_A_Human May 19, 2021

Someone Help Me

When you're wildly drunk and you can't handle yourself. You have to ask someone to help you.

Holy hell, I'm blackout drunk right now.

Someone help me.

by StraightCheesingIt December 24, 2009

Randy the Helpful Pineapple

The pineapple helper of Stuff Magazine.

Randy the Helpful Pineapple says…

by adonkeyisaass December 19, 2003

Kavra's Kingdom Helper

Ah, Helpers at Kavra's Kingdom known as "shorter and fatter than knights". At least when they rank up they grow their hair back from Knight, but somehow get shorter? Well at least they have a chance for Proxy. Most experienced rank.

Guard 1:"I'm being squished by this Kavra's Kingdom Helper"
Ally:"Try scooting over"
Guard 1: "There is another helper next to me"
-after picture is taken-
Helper 1: Why am I always being bullied??

by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 5, 2020

hamburger helpers

1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.

1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: Bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.

2. I made a salad of hamburger helpers.

by nooneimportantt May 10, 2008

Carnival Help

Any person with excessive tattoos or piercings that render them unemployable in a traditional office setting.

Julie was a bit miffed because during a job interview they told her she looked like carnival help and round filed her resume.

by The HR manager July 28, 2009