the Heafer

The Lord of the Heafers.

Michael Dennis

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

Redo of Healer

The worst anime ever made which is somehow not a hentai when it most clearly is indeed, a hentai. It follows an insanely OP protagonist in a generic fantasy world who is constantly abused by his terrible party in order for them to abuse his OP healing powers which cause him incredible pain. However, when they kill the demon king, the protagonist "heals the world" and goes back in time, beginning his revenge. Tons of rape, both physical and mental, ensue, with an extremely graphic rape scene happening quite literally in every episode. The MC consistently tortures and rapes his fellow team mates constantly in gretitous detail, and turns all of them into basiclly his sex slaves. To justify the MC's atrocious actions, all the other characters are made to be even more evil and unlikable than he is, believe it or not, making you actually root for the demon king and want everyone to just die. It's quite literally rape torture porn without any nuance or point, and it's absolutely deplorable how this show ever got the greenlight in the first place. Absolutely horrific. Worse than "The Legend of Rand" and quite possibly the worst anime ever made. Do not watch. If you want to watch a good "not-hentai" to get your rocks off, watch Interspecies Reviewers. Don't touch this crap with a 10-mile pole.

"Redo of Healer is the worst anime ever made. It's so bad it makes Master of Ragnarok look like Neon Genesis Evengellion."

by KrimsonKatt May 2, 2021

santa's little helper

santa's little bitch who follows his fat ass around and kisses it

Santa: Hey, you. Kiss my ring, bitch. I'm Santa Clause, bitch (saying like Rick James)
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.

by MayaEA July 10, 2006

heater

la pistola aka pistol. you call it that cuz you got sumthin hot for them.

"say fool, you gotcher heater on you?"

"dont leave home with out it"

by who dat January 8, 2005

Header

To receive a blow-job; having a person suck one's penis til it unloads.

I was so drunk last night I let that ugly fat bitch Myriam give me a header.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

closet hemper

a fuckin stoner that wont admit hes a fuckin stoner. these people are usually gay...or just a dumbass
derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle

by Drew Fergy October 27, 2003

Jim Helpert

The hottest guy on the television show The Office!

"Jim Helpert is so cute!"

by csmith77 March 7, 2009