Hayden

Hayden is very hyper. Has he alot of "friends" that are girls even though he already has a girlfriend. He loves to slap thighs until it forms into a rash then he slaps harder. He thinks he is very funny but his friends couldnt be more serious. You have to be careful what you say around him or else he will not understand. He thinks he is super "hot" and can attract all the girls just because 1 girl liked him. He loves to touch other girls butts but not really his girlfriend's butt. He loves playing nerf guns

Guy 1: wow that guy just touched that girls butt.
Guy 2: he must be a hayden

by Hiiiiii_3972929 January 10, 2020

Hayden

An absolute gaylord. He will do anything possible to suck your dick. Hes pretty nice and if you are the lucky guy to recieve attention from him then know he is loyal and committed to your relationship.

He WILL suck tour dick
He frequents in activities such as watching jojo and moderating r/dankmemes

Mirror Mirror on the wall whos the gayest of them all.
Hayden...

by Blabalabalak January 25, 2020

HAYDEN WOOD

A HAYDEN WOOD is a fat and ugly white person

Person 1: man that dude is ugly and fat and a white dude.

Person2: yeah he must be a HAYDEN WOOD.

by Hwood015 April 6, 2020

Hayden

Someone who DEFINITELY loves cock and ball torture ;)

Yo! Did you add @haydencoww on snapchat? He'll send you his cock and balls!

by NAC6804 April 6, 2020

Hayden

Not as good as Blayke

Hayden is not as good as Blayke

by Dragon-Slayer@27 May 6, 2020

Hayden

A little fat that’s so fat he broke his bed by sitting on it worlds biggest simp and sucks at Mario kart

Look at that bed I wonder if Hayden sat on it if it would break

by 5885hsobw June 8, 2020

Hayden

Someone who kisses so much ass that their head isn't visible any longer.

Did you hear about how Shipley got that job? He totally pulled a Hayden.

by Butterfly Sprinkles June 14, 2020