A God amongst men. Intellectually gifted with a flare for unorthodox creativity, he is the GOAT you want leading your rugby league club. Always integrating puns in his speech, the madlad's humour is unrivalled. A supreme alpha male in every way, the last thing you'd want him to be is your father-in-law. Don't be fooled by his natural charm; he'll give you an almighty spray if step out of line. It's Des' world, and we merely bear witness to his glory. Go Manly.
- "Wow, look at how Des Hasler has transformed the club after the departure of that simp Trent Barrett. What an alpha."
- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."
- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."
- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."
- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "
- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."
- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."
- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."
- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "
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Get the morris hadley mug.Elliot Hasler is the type of guy who is always the last to get a joke, but always the first to make one. He has a wicked sense of humour, loves all his friends like nothing else, and although not naturally popular, likes to have a close group of friends who he shares everything with, the latest joke, chocolate, food, his opinions, and all those weird facts that he always seems to know. Elliot Hasler is really creative, has a great imagination, and although he may come across as weird or strange at first, it’s just who he is, and anyone who knows him well grows to love him for it. He is a total book-worm, and can come across as a bit nerdy, but Elliot Hasler is completely loyal to his friends, and hates anyone who hurts him, his family, or his friends. He has a heart of gold, but always seems to have the worst luck with girls, always getting turned down or just straight-up ignored, but Elliot Hasler always shrugs it off, and he can always turn people’s frowns upside-down. An Elliot Hasler is an amazing person, and anyone who used to know one has regretted letting him go, and those who still do know one have no intention of letting him go. If you have any sense, you will enjoy being with him and the person that he is, and you will never, EVER, forget him.
Person 1: Hey, isn’t the new kid a bit weird?
Person 2: Maybe, but if we’re lucky, he’ll turn out to be an Elliot Hasler.
Person 2: Maybe, but if we’re lucky, he’ll turn out to be an Elliot Hasler.
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John moved in with Pam things were great ... until Pam’s kids moved in and were diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and now her ex - husband , Nick came over on Christmas. John as to handle all her baggage, John is a baggage handler until the lease is up.
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"Ayo bro, you heard that he got shot on Washington Ave.?"
"Yeah, he was killed by some glock handler or something. He went out brutal."
"Yeah, he was killed by some glock handler or something. He went out brutal."
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