bene gesserit

A badass woman that can beat your wimpy ass or give you ultimate pleasure!

Damn I wish I could pork a Bene Gesserit..

by Blah August 9, 2003

guestimation

Half way between a guess and and an estimation.

Guy1: You were right! Edouard really is an idiot!
Guy2: So, my guestimations were correct! I knew it from the very beginning!

by Raffik October 27, 2007

guesspanol

Spanish sounding words created by an english speaking person with little or no fluency in Spanish. Some of the words are actual words in Spanish, but most are just plain ridiculous. Usually used out of necessity in the workplace.

Good Guesspanol:
la copa= la copa (the cup)
telephono=telephono (the telephone)
Bad Guesspanol:
el dustbusterario=
(vacuum cleaner)
el desko= (the desk)
la lampa= (the lamp)

by lotus_six July 8, 2009

guessay

Writing an essay you have no clue about: no knowledge of the the theme; you have enough knowledge of the chosen topic to be dangerous.

Your teacher or professor assigns an essay but doesn't give any further details than word length and due date.

A teacher who receives an essay without having assigned one.

teacher 1: Hey, Chase just gave me an essay and I didn't even assign one!

teacher 2: huh. Have fun grading that guessay!

student 1: Well, seeing that I didn't read the book A Thousand Splendid Suns, I'll get started on that guessay.

student 2: You know she's gonna flunk that guessay!

by Senora Spanish January 6, 2010

Glessed

To be under the extreme influence of methamphetamine. Typically the variety made in basements and by mountain people. Refers to the glossy condition of the eyes while using, similar to the term glossed when referring to alcohol.

-Did you see Jon at the party?

-Ya, he was Glessed out of his mind. He must have just come from his Mom's trailer.

by tortfeasor1 March 23, 2011

Laura Gress

Laura Gress is the most beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. She has the cutest smile and the coolest eyes. She makes the best girlfriend and the best best friend that anyone could ask for. She is the most caring and supportive person ever. If you can manage to have Laura in your life you will be blessed.

Omg is that Laura Gress??

by Her lucky boyfriend June 6, 2019

Jesus guest

n. (Gee^ zuz gest) An arrogant person who thinks that budget motels should have Marriott or Hilton standards in accordance to amenities. Also has a high demand for decaffeinated coffee.

Darla the Jesus guest demanded the lobby serve decaf coffee during her free continental breakfast.

by lordvader1982 November 18, 2010