Definitions by lotus_six

guesspanol 

Spanish sounding words created by an english speaking person with little or no fluency in Spanish. Some of the words are actual words in Spanish, but most are just plain ridiculous. Usually used out of necessity in the workplace.

Good Guesspanol:
la copa= la copa (the cup)
telephono=telephono (the telephone)
Bad Guesspanol:
el dustbusterario=
(vacuum cleaner)
el desko= (the desk)
la lampa= (the lamp)

guesspanol by lotus_six July 8, 2009

volcano insurance 

a service or product you never use, but are constantly paying for

Cory said he's paying 90 bucks a month for cable and he never watches it. I wonder if he also has volcano insurance.

volcano insurance by lotus_six June 27, 2009