Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018

Goofy Ass

Goofy's Ass Are Fucked Up Niggas that All They Do Is Talk About Bitches to Other Bitches

Autine: Hey Babe That Girl A Thot.
Elan: Yeah
Reagan: Austine You A Goofy Ass Nigga cause We Just Fuck em Bitches Up We Can't even Remember Thier Name When We Arent Aroud Them! You're A Goofy Ass
Elan: Yeah Reagan

by Jimmy_Willock February 27, 2018

Goofy ass nigga

A nigga who thinks their girl is stupid and don’t know that you fuck wit other people

That girl is being a goofy ass nigga

by Priscilla July 1, 2018

goofy foot

Riding a board -- generally, a surfboard or skateboard -- with your left (rather than right) foot forward. Generally preferred by left-handed individuals, but occasionally by righties as well.

He rides goofy foot, so if you're on the shore, you'll see his back when he kicks right on the wave.

by ProSPM April 13, 2008

goofy goober

A Big pink dildo that women use to pleasure them selves. Mostly lesbiands.

Wow i want that goofy goober.

by hannah hamilton March 9, 2008

Goofy boots

Wildly excited, even to the point of jumping up and down a bit.

Him: I can't believe you're not goofy boots about this car.

Her: It's nice, I'm just not into cars.

Him: Well I'm giving to you.

Her: REALLY?!! OMG! Seriously? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! OMG! OMG!

Him: Now THAT's what I'm talking about.

by Thidwick December 1, 2011

Goofy Thicc

More thick than your average thicc. An exclamation to be made shortly after witnessing a booty of astronomical proportions. Used often by homosexuals to describe other men, or by supposedly straight men in jest.

Gay 1: you see bill at the club the other day?
Gay 2: Ye boy he was looking goofy thicc.

by TheRealLiamDoylePCI February 7, 2018