goo goo bear

an ugly ugly girl. Same thing as an uggo

That girl is beastly, she a goo goo bear!

by Kailes November 21, 2004

goober

a austrailian man that enjoys sticking peaunuts up another mans behind

"hey u are a goober"

by Elisha_demonti August 4, 2007

Goober

Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.

That Cormac lad calls himself Leej-dog, that absolute Goober.

by absoledgebag November 23, 2011

goober

What happened to my sister one day..often followed by a short sporadic jolt of the body a small snort and some drool, Also called dry sex or wimpy sex.

The mood was tense in the room with the TV flickering in the background...Larry lay fully clothed on Sam trying desperately to get her into the mood, failing this Larry desided to rub himself on Sam like a dog on heat, jolted then drooled then fell asleep...

SAM: "EWWWw did u just GOOBER on me???""

by korbo October 11, 2006

goobersmoocher

makin yourself look like someone from the homosexual community.

allen is such a goobersmoocher

by homelesshomey April 3, 2004

Goober

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.

Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.

I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!

Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!

He just ate the garnish--what a goober!

That goober just pissed his pants!

by thedzone September 23, 2009

uber goober

a man known for having a long, girthy penis

yeah, she is coming over again tonight. she knows whos got the uber goober!

by sickko August 2, 2007