the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

N. Compound with two subsets:
(1) OO'-ber: Extreme; Supreme; Ultimate; Being in or attaining the greatest or highest degree; very intense.
(2) GOO'-ber: (slang) Term of endearment for 'Friend'; A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.

(n) Basically, the epitomy of 'nerd'. Somebody who is just so geeky that you could put them in a room with nothing but a peice of paper and an aniseed ball, and they would somehow manage to make an experiment out of it.

See also: Goober

A total social inept.

from the german uber - meaning over
& eng.slang goober meaning hick, dork,chin drooler.

one who engages in meaningless pursuits

a man known for having a long, girthy penis