Girthling

someone who has a very girthy cock.

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: he is such a girthling.

by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011

girthling

a man with a girthy penis

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: He is a real Girthling.

by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011

girthy chode

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length

Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!

by GirthyAF February 16, 2017

girthy oak

An oak tree that has the girthiest base anyone has ever seen

That tree over there is a girthy oak.

by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

Girthrine

a female named Katherine or Catherine with an over sized clit.

Girthrine has a dick sized Clit.

by Myke Long October 4, 2017

Girthquake

A phenomenon that occurs when an obese person experiences an epileptic seizure.

Shawndrae had a magnitude 6.9 girthquake at the club last night, killing three people and injuring seven others.

by Archmageous November 12, 2018

girthiosity

Girthiosity is the deep curiosity someone has in regards to a man’s penis circumference or “thickness”. Girthiosity is a much stronger sense of wonder than its close counterpart “Curiosity”.

“My Girthiosity is out of control. I just have to know how thick it is.”

“I believe you have a lot of girthiosity.”

“That’s called girthiosity I think.”

by TopN0tch_xx November 28, 2020