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GUAPINGTON

A Pop-culture term that means "A place of wealth, that starts in your mind." The point where one realizes what it is that needs to be done and begins to execute. The word Guap means wealth, Guapington is a wealthy mind state.

Taken from the company Guapington (guapington.com)
I spoke to Eric today, he must be in guapington as he just registered for the fall semester.
by Jeebah LV December 15, 2011
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SS Guard

Refers to a Sober Sitter, which involves a safety precaution in which one sober person will "sit", or watch over somebody undergoing heavy intoxication. The aim is to prevent injury and accidents.
Holy sh*t - are you trippin' on that sh*t too?
Nah man, I'm the SS guard tonight.
by N8Duff October 11, 2008
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Shit Guard

-Are you playing in the soccer game on Thursday?

-Yeah, but I need to get a shit guard first.
by kafjskl;dfjasdkl; August 4, 2009
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Guardian

In the hallowed and ancient game of Starcraft, a powerful zerg air unit. Capable of reigning mass destruction from afar, a swarm of guardians were oft the demise of a defenseless n00b. However, guardians are incapable of attacking other air units, and are weak in that sense.

Guardians are affectionately known as "crabs" by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.
the(42)answer:w00t! Crabs on the way!
IrTeHlEeT: wtf are crabs?
the(42)answer: guardians, biatch.
IrTeHlEeT: fuck.
the(42)answer: yeah you're screwed.
Player 2 has been eliminated.
by tridelvior October 2, 2004
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El Guapoed

the act of kicking a girl out of a moving car after you have recieved oral sex from her.

related words: injured girl found at the roadside
"yo so i picked up some chick last night dudes and we drove around and then i totally El Guapoed that bitch!!
by Fagdonna May 22, 2004
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splash guard

when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
by er0315 May 24, 2005
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banana guard

Male condom. Rubber. Dumdum, if you will.
Be safe. Use a banana guard everytime.
by Keenie May 18, 2006
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