Garland

Collective noun used to describe a group of gay men, derived from Judy Garland, a popular gay icon.

The techno music was coming from the Garland of gays gathered on the front stoop.

Our Garland was hopping from club to club 'til four in the morning!

by jridge84 July 3, 2011

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.

Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.

by SkyPullera May 17, 2004

Garla

An American girl who is insecure and has logic that not even scientist or psycho's can explain. A very fucked up human indeed.

Hi my name is Garla

Friend of hers: You should run

Stranger: Huh?

by Something strange October 24, 2018

Italian Garlic Pocket

A sex act in which the male shoves his penis into an eye, punches the face of the female, shoves garlic into her vagina, and then proceeds to preform oral sex.

"Italians make the best lovers; last night Johnny showed me the italian garlic pocket!"

by bleeblahbloop October 25, 2008

Garland

Verb; To play Final Fantasy I and make joke commentary along the way. Named after the ridiculously easy first boss, Garland.

"Let's garland today after school!"

"I was garlanding yesterday."

by themiranguians December 29, 2011

glarben

Anything that has nothing to do with anything. An antonym of blargen.

That was all just a bunch of glarben.

by Franky Xenoth November 12, 2006

garlicked

Garlicked – the aftertaste of garlic that haunts you and could be deadly to your friendships.

"I just had kashi's pasta primavera but man, I'm garlicked! You got any gum?"

by heather acq May 6, 2008