Flarp Monkey

a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.

dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey

by bigpenisjew May 12, 2011

Flarffing

When a play fight with a guy or girl turns into sexual actions or sexual intercourse.

John: "Becky you know me and Jasmine were Flarffing last night?"
Becky: "For real? I didn't think that would happen between you guys!"
John: "Yep....it did! I Flarffed the fuck out of her!"

by beautiful_tradegy_01 March 30, 2016

Flarndip

Asshole; a total jerk

That guys a real flarndip

by Happygirlsuzie June 15, 2018

Flarmer

A guy with a voice so effeminate and gay sounding it can actually set off fire alarms.

They had NPR on at work and one of the reporters was a flarmer, his voice actually set the fire alarm off it was so flaming .

by Davedale August 7, 2019

Flary

Flary is a person who loves anal and big black guys inside them

Hey why do you act like a Flary?

by Junosu April 10, 2021

Flarida

A Pokemeow player who always says she’s un-pro, and calls anyone a pro, even if they aren’t one. In reality she is one, she has so many Goldens and Shinies. She is in the OBLV Oblivion clan and is server admin of the clan Andromeda Inc. Flarida looks like an anime character irl; Either that or people think of her as a Flareon always. She loves to spam emotes and the word ‘Hiya’.

Player 1: Wow! Pro! So many goldens!
Flarida: No, I am un-pro. U a proh

Player 2: Heya Flarida!
Flarida: Hiyaa

Player 3: How are you, Flarida?
Flarida: I’m goooooood :Nod: :SLatiasLOL

by Ryn1 May 26, 2021

Flarf

Slang for Flying Dwarf as seen in the Critical Role EXU Episode 7: Beyond The Heart City

The Flarf leapt off the edge of the cliff to grab his companion and bring her back up

by 3vanescence August 6, 2021