Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.
by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010
Get the Farts and Crafts mug.Grant was caught having sex with his wife's best friend. And there was smoking-gun proof: a sex-tape made by a private investigator hired to check up on him. But Kellyanne says she can get him off. She's gonna present his wife with some alternative facts.
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by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003
Get the Fartsicle mug.A fart released in silent, usually in bed, by one or another spouse. When caught, the offender uses the excuse that he/she loves him/her. A downright silly, but mean thing to do. Especially if the farter has eaten eggs, asparagus, or taco bell that evening.
Not to be confused with the "LOVE FART" (Singular) which is produced by two gyrating bodies during sex.
Not to be confused with the "LOVE FART" (Singular) which is produced by two gyrating bodies during sex.
"Honey, did you just fart!?!?"
-Yeah, I did... just a couple of love farts.-
"Dammit, you're an asshole."
-I know... I love you!-
-Yeah, I did... just a couple of love farts.-
"Dammit, you're an asshole."
-I know... I love you!-
by stuporjew57 July 8, 2011
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by Slatte October 29, 2008
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And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.
PS. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly shit yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.
And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.
PS. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly shit yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.
by CaptainHoyles October 20, 2008
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