stuporjew57's definitions
A fart released in silent, usually in bed, by one or another spouse. When caught, the offender uses the excuse that he/she loves him/her. A downright silly, but mean thing to do. Especially if the farter has eaten eggs, asparagus, or taco bell that evening.
Not to be confused with the "LOVE FART" (Singular) which is produced by two gyrating bodies during sex.
Not to be confused with the "LOVE FART" (Singular) which is produced by two gyrating bodies during sex.
"Honey, did you just fart!?!?"
-Yeah, I did... just a couple of love farts.-
"Dammit, you're an asshole."
-I know... I love you!-
-Yeah, I did... just a couple of love farts.-
"Dammit, you're an asshole."
-I know... I love you!-
by stuporjew57 July 8, 2011
Get the Love Fartsmug.