masturbate

when yu feel ur self after bein soo horny dat yu cant take it no mo,

or the act of havin sexual pleasure by urself o ur partner doin it fo yu,

or again feelin ur

guys: dick aka cock

female: pussy

in a way dat yu feel lyk ur havin sex 4 real.;)

i wuz so n so horny dat i wudn't take it no mo n chose to masturbate,

i lyk masturbating it feelz so uhhhh nicee

p.s im from masturbatin befo' writin dis def;)

by im fresh n yes! ooohhh yesssss April 26, 2009

masturbate

You people are missing beating your meat as a synonym. And sex so beats masturbation's ass. Maybe your bf or gf just suck at sex... stick to giving head instead, lameasses.

go and masturbate, or whatever you dumbasses want to call it.

by Get it right, bitches. December 28, 2005

casturbate

masturbating with a cast on, or using your hand with out the cast on to masturbate

Casturbate

by room440 December 13, 2010

Masturbate March

The month where you a have to masturbate EVERYDAY. this goes for boys and girls

bro masturbate march is coming up soon!

by AfroHeadNiya November 2, 2019

fasterbating

Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn

Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?

Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again

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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all

by Comrade Plasternasty October 8, 2010

footurbate

The act of rubbing your own feet.

My feet are killing me. I'm going to have to footurbate.

by Jim McMaster November 1, 2007

rasturbate

Taking pictures of yourself jerking off and sending it to all of your friends and family.

Tim, you sick bastard, how could you rasturbate like that?

by Liam, Bitches November 5, 2004