Fail Redundancy

Using the term fail too much in one sentence.

Sarah: "fudge! I dropped my ice cream."

Emily: "that fail was like a total failure of epic failing failness!"

Sarah: "just shut up! Commiting Fail Redundancy doesn't make you any cooler than me!"

Emily: "....that was still a fail."

Sarah: *mean glare*

by AmbyMT October 12, 2010

Fail Cannon

1. A monicker for the FN FAL (Fusil Automatique Léger), a Belgian gun used since the 1950s. Its status as the "Fail Cannon" stems from its use in the first person shooter Modern Warfare 2. The gun is the only assault rifle in the game that is neither automatic nor three round burst, and sports a much smaller clip and horrible iron sights. As a result of these deficiencies, the gun typically fires fail towards enemies. Some really good players use it as a personal handicap to keep the game challenging for themselves.

2. Any object not suitable to the task it is being used for.

Spectator: How did you just go 4 and 18 on Highrise? Oh...you were using the fail cannon, I should have known.

Guy who needs help: Can you help me hammer this nail into the wall?

Guy #2: Yeah, try trading in that fail cannon for a real hammer.

by Interlocutor May 1, 2011

Fail-Alt

When someone creates a false alt and can't go 5 minutes without being discovered who they really are. These may be because they: Blow compliments up their own ass on the other account, attempt to contact people who have blocked them and tell them how much better their other account is, and reply to comments on either account with the same personality (Ex: Angry, Sad, Happy, over all Retarded). You can also tell who the Fail-Alteers are by how their spelling is; for instance "i luv cats.they are awwesome!" And you'd have to be a fool not to recognize spelling errors like that. Of course, people who do this are in general 7-year-old idiot-boys or completely inexperienced man-children!

One day RedFoxProductions10 made a fail-alt account called Cowboyluver, and told AstroOmlett22 "RedFoxProductions10 is way better anim8or than you! You suck you stoopid dummy head fag!" Then AstroOmlett22 tried replying back to this message, but instead was encountered with a box that said "Haha! I blocked you! How dou like it, stoopid dummy?!" and Cowboyluver's comments box was full of messages telling himself how clever he was. Then AstroOmlett22 posted the predicament to failblog and RedFoxProductions10 was never to be heard of again! ^^

by Majetic March 10, 2011

Fail Whale

Epic failure, loaded with embarrassment, consistent with blogging mishaps in the tumblr community.

So-and-so already blogged that image, you n00b! Fail Whale!

by pacalin December 11, 2010

fail desu

Something you say when someone has done terribly at something.

Random Person 1: Do you even remember my birthday?
Random Person 2: Uhmm.... February 9th?
Random Person 1: FAAILL DESU!!!
Other Random Person: You fail desu.

by ducksarecool January 8, 2008

fail a test

to fail a test is synonymous with blazing a spliff.

to go blaze a spliff means to go "fail a test"

person 1: haha yo do you wanna go fail a test ?
person 2: yeaaa

by jimmyeatskids October 12, 2009

Fail Bucket

A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.

Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(

by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010