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Rail Fail

Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.

I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.

I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
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infinite fail

The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009
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Voice Fail

1. When you are trying to leave a message for someone and it just comes out awkward, dorky or stupid.
2. When you are trying to leave a message for someone and your phone drops the call.
I was leaving a message for my friend and I found myself rambling on and on... total voice fail.
by cdg_in_ca July 14, 2010
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Punch Fail

When you punch someone and they vomit on you from the impact of the punch.
Dude, when you punched Oprah and she threw up her Favourite Things all over you! That was a punch fail!
by Bistro Stoné December 18, 2010
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Funny fail

A video where people experience hilarious mishaps: including face-plants, hits to the groin, and painful stunts gone wrong.
Hey, do you want to watch a funny fail compilation with me? This one's about people belly flopping from the high dive!
by NittanyLionFan_:) January 10, 2021
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Max Fail

The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.
1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.

2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.
by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009
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muffin fail

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.
Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009
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