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A website that has corrupted many peoples lives, when people get corrupted by this it is called Like and Share syndrome. Symptoms of this are:

Constantly telling people how many views or likes they have.

Entering a short depressive state when a hateful comment or dislike appears on their post.

Telling their friends to go on Facebook, search up their profile and like every video on their posts section, then follow.

Often confuses everyday words with social media terms.
"I just looked at my facebook- I mean face in the mirror, I have tags- I mean bags, under my eyes
by us3r 14 July 11, 2022
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The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.
As MySpace is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.
by kyw3directconn October 22, 2011
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The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.
Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."
by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018
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Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.
by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017
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A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"
I post sex jokes to Facebook because I am bored. -Polish Farmer
by CommunisticWeeb420 December 28, 2018
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When a biased person tries to prevent you from expressing your opinion.
Mark: Good morning, your account has been suspended because you've violated our biased community standards.
Amr: Am I being facebooked?
by ASHSASHS October 22, 2023
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Dude 4chan is such a Facebook
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