Toppet's definitions

Jeb Bush

a joke

Me: Hey dude, I have a Jeb Bush. Want to hear it?
Friend: sure
Me: knock knock
Friend: who's there?
Me: Jeb failed
Friend: Jeb failed who?
Me: Jeb Failed you

by Toppet May 26, 2016

diplomacy

a bullshit deal that later gets broken

When your friend asks for money and promises to pay you back, thats diplomacy!

by Toppet May 26, 2016

WMD

Wet Manly Dreams

You feel yourself touching a hot chick , than you are having WMD

by Toppet May 26, 2016

NSA

Nut sucking asshole

PISS OFF YOU NSA BITCH!!!

by Toppet May 26, 2016

Game of Thrones

An excuse to watch sex

Fuck this cheap shitty ass porn. i'll will just watch the Game of Thrones

by Toppet May 25, 2016

facebook

The true origin of procrastination

I got this math homework, along with chemistry and....awww, who am I kidding? Im going on Facebook.

by Toppet May 26, 2016

Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.

You know your life is great when you aren't a chris christie

by Toppet May 26, 2016