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Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.
Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.
by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018
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Fartled

When you are startled by the sound of a loud fart.
Wow hun, you really fartled me and what the hell did you eat?
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Fartled

When you fart and scare yourself or someone
Matt was fartled when Abby passed gas without warning.
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fartereeno

One who has mastered the skill of farting
Phhh....baileys farted again “said Oliver” .
Oh god I can smell that too, he’s such a fartereeno “said guy”.
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FarmedMemes

a meme page that currently (May 5 2019) has 2.9k on Instagram
do you know "FarmedMemes"? He posts memes on Instagram and they are pretty darn funny.
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facted

when you spit facts into someone’s face.
Steve- “My dick is bigger than yours”
Mike- “fuck i just got facted.”
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Farterrhea

When you can’t stop farting. Like diarrhea but instead of shit, it’s farts.
“Sorry, I can’t have that spicy buffalo sauce, it gives me farterrhea.”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 18, 2019
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