emonian

Someone who doesn't look Emo, or act emo, but is emo...

You call yourself emo? Pfft. More like EMONIAN!

by Annarchy December 26, 2006

Eaton Mess

-VERB
The act of punching someone in the face, making their nose bleed, after ejaculating in their mouth. The blood and semen should mix together to look like the dessert.

Sarah & I made an Eaton Mess last night.
OR
Sarah gave me head then I Eaton Messed her!

by SoFarSoGudd August 20, 2013

Elton Johning

Sucking too long and too hard on a blunt. AKA "Bumming it". This definition combines the fact that Elton John is gay and possibly felches his boyfriend with the already popular and associative term "bumming it" to coalesce the two into a singular and greater form.

Dude: Pass the blunt man..
.. passes blunt ...
Dude: fuck man, you must have really been Elton Johning that!

by craig6398 December 1, 2016

eston rogers

a small pee pee boy who usually plays baseball. he’s kinda gay but you’re gonna still hangout with him because you know he doesn’t have a lot of friends and gets very awkaward boners around you.

“Wow that kids an Eston Rogers, look how he sits!”

by jhon mock December 3, 2018

Elton

A small town in Louisiana that is full of fake ass people. most girls that go there have a body count of 10 plus.

Have you ever been to Elton?
Yes! everyone was so rude

by retardretard January 22, 2021

Elton John Fart

When an object is covered in white goo it looks like Elton John Farted on it. The joke being that Elton John is gay and full of semen.

This cake looks like Elton John Farted on it.

by InsaneAsylumPatient February 19, 2023

John Floyd Chubs Charles Mayweather John Elton

Dominic

Shut up John Floyd Chubs Charles Mayweather John Elton

by [e-mail] January 22, 2021