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DeLorean Lag

Extreme tiredness and other physical effects felt by a person after a trip across time. Comparable to "jet lag"; this term affects the travelers time arrival in the past/future as opposed to the time zone differential of jet lag.
3:00 PM November 1st, 1885:
Marty:"This is heavy...I'm so tired..."
Doc: "Martyyyy, how on earth could you be tired?"
Marty:"I have DeLorean lag. I left 1955 at 5:00PM and arrived here at 8:00AM"
Doc:"Great Scott!"
by FeFe Stink Pickle January 26, 2014
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Delarant

A word used in place of a long, drawn-out and tired rant.

Instead of complaining to my spouse for half an hour about my day, I say the word "delarant" and she/he instantly knows that I am angry about circumstances beyond my control, without burdening her/him with the details or wasting either of our time on a futile discussion.

The origins of the word comes from a literal combination and subsequent shortening of the phrase "delete a rant". The word is intended to be used to save time by eliminating unnecessary rants. Think of it like a tool to help you condense the meaning or outcome value of any escalating rant into a single, powerful word.
Scenario 1:
Louis Argman: You wouldn't believe the day I've just had. First, I fight through traffic to get to work. Next, my boss comes in and...

Wes Timerman: Delarant.

Louis Argman: Delarant?

Wes Timerman: Say no more, I get it.

Scenario 2:

Louis Argman: Honey, I'm having one of those days again. Delarant. I love you, what should we do with these extra moments?
by Telepathette January 20, 2016
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delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.
Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.
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deboration

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decoraping

When one overly-decorates ones house, particularly with holidays and festivities.
Guy one: I hate that I'm always broke on Christmas.

Guy two: You're electricity is high af you keep decoraping your house every year.
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Decorated my situation

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!
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