Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017

Donkey Shuffle

The act of walking around ones house whilst receiving anal intercourse from ones partner.

Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.

by thetendertaint January 4, 2018

Donkey Swing

When you swing your dick around like a nunchuck.

Bruh when I was getting brain last night I pulled it out of her mouth and performed the donkey swing technique and accidentally poked out her eye.

by Dino Nuggets April 11, 2019

donkey-sided

When you get so fucked up you look like the side of a donkey.

“Damn, let’s get donkey-sided tonight boys!”

by Hog plastered February 28, 2021

Donkey pox

Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.

Hey bro! Can’t wait to catch da donkey pox tonight at Barry’s housewarming party!

by Donkey pox August 7, 2022

donkey shag

Phoebe Buckley is a smokin' blonde with tiny ears and tiny feet. Therefore, we would refer to her as a "donkey shag."

Aisha, on the other hand, is sket.

bre phoebe is a donkey shag

by George Gottlieby October 17, 2008

donkey kong a ho

when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho

i donkey kong a ho last night

by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009