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cumpiss

an instrument containing a magnetized pointer which shows the direction of magnetic north and bearings from it.
walkers should be equipped with a map and cumpiss
by O' Chungus January 8, 2024
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Cumposer

Moan sound, A cumposer is here
by Nova_lynn February 21, 2024
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cumpoopoo

When an extraordinarily large load of solid stool caresses your prostate while you expulse it from your rectum, and the pleasure derived from the friction results in an uncontrollable orgasm.
I’m going to be a minute darling, I had myself a bit of a cumpoopoo in here and have some clean-up to take care of!
by The Omelette Knight February 22, 2024
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cumposer

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. —-
Sharon Stone
She writhed in ecstasy under his weight her body in full motion and yet his insecurity, his lack of belief in himself made him pause long enough to wonder if she was really cumming. ‘What a cumposer,’ he thought. After she fell asleep, luxuriating in head to toe bliss, he quietly gathered his things and left, never to be seen or heard of again. So much for all the ‘I love you’s’ he had whispered in her ear… as it turned out, all lies.
by natchoman2 March 8, 2024
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cumpke

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman while she's taking a dump.
Happy birthday! Now get on the toilet and enjoy your cumpke!
by Censoria May 1, 2024
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Cumplete Cycle

When you are laying on your back, with someone bouncing on your dick, and someone else that has their ass on your face, the two people on top of you are making out, you then cum so much that your cum flows through the person that is bouncing on your dick, out of their mouth, into the mouth of the person sitting on your face, it them travels through the person sitting on your face, out their ass and into your mouth and back out of your dick, completing the cycle.
Girlfriend: "Hey babe can we invite my friend over and perform a cumplete cycle

Boyfriend: of course honey, I haven't jerked off in a month so I will have enough cum to complete the cycle and travel through all three of us.
by Booger Burrito May 5, 2024
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Cumper

A jumper that is worn with cum on it.
As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.
by JaredReigns May 14, 2024
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