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crystal palarse

a football team located in saaf london.
simon jordan- you'll recognize him as the bloke who has a striking resemblance to a tangerine- is the chairman.
lost to the mighty brighton 1-0.
that is all.
Brighton fan - we beat the scum 1-0
Roberto - que?
Brighton fan - crystal palarse, we beat them 1-0
by Reg Inald November 8, 2007
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crystal

nick-named "crystal meth" because people easily get addicted to her sense of humor and sexiness, she is a blue-eyed mexican with glow-in-the-dark nipples who knows how to party. she is always in heat, and can be lured to bed with geraniums and crunchy shrimp-tempura rolls.
she can be spotted tearing up the streets of SD with her friend V and other celebrities of the like, but she has the power to vanish into thin air... so keep your cameras ready!
"OMFG was that crystal meth?! i am obsessed!"
"are her nipples glowing?"
by veee April 22, 2007
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Crystal

A sexy girl with huge boobs, she gives great blow jobs and shes great in bed, kinda crazy too, not afraid to be kinky
That girl is such a Crystal
by K.G.G February 1, 2009
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crystal pony

a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:

1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud
"oh no!" said man1
"what?" said man2
"thats a crystal pony!" said man1
"so...." said man2
"i want a ride!" said man1
"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2
"feets dont fail me now!" said man1
by shizmoo September 5, 2008
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Crystal Palace

Blue and red team based in South East London .🦅 Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat 🏆 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1👇
The boy at school gets bullied for supporting Crystal Palace.
by m__arcus__ February 29, 2020
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crystal palace

1) Famous for having a set of idiots in charge including simon jordan.
2) Well known for going down at the best team in London (Charlton Athletic).
3) Meaning to be utter pants and incapable of playing your chosen sport.
4) To have delusions of grandeur.
5) To be doomed to constant failure.
He never stood a chance, just like palace then.
My god that was dull, I wanted to commit suicide, Just like watching palace then.
There is a small piece of shit on my shoe, that must be how Charlton fans feel about palace.
by ValleyFloydJames September 16, 2005
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Crystal

A annoying bitch who baby’s her sons. And is always simped by boys.
That girl is definitely a crystal.
by Thekidaton March 1, 2020
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