a football team located in saaf london.
simon jordan- you'll recognize him as the bloke who has a striking resemblance to a tangerine- is the chairman.
lost to the mighty brighton 1-0.
that is all.
simon jordan- you'll recognize him as the bloke who has a striking resemblance to a tangerine- is the chairman.
lost to the mighty brighton 1-0.
that is all.
by Reg Inald November 8, 2007
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she can be spotted tearing up the streets of SD with her friend V and other celebrities of the like, but she has the power to vanish into thin air... so keep your cameras ready!
she can be spotted tearing up the streets of SD with her friend V and other celebrities of the like, but she has the power to vanish into thin air... so keep your cameras ready!
by veee April 22, 2007
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A sexy girl with huge boobs, she gives great blow jobs and shes great in bed, kinda crazy too, not afraid to be kinky
by K.G.G February 1, 2009
Get the Crystal mug.a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:
1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud
1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud
"oh no!" said man1
"what?" said man2
"thats a crystal pony!" said man1
"so...." said man2
"i want a ride!" said man1
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"so...." said man2
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by shizmoo September 5, 2008
Get the crystal pony mug.Blue and red team based in South East London .🦅 Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat 🏆 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1👇
by m__arcus__ February 29, 2020
Get the Crystal Palace mug.1) Famous for having a set of idiots in charge including simon jordan.
2) Well known for going down at the best team in London (Charlton Athletic).
3) Meaning to be utter pants and incapable of playing your chosen sport.
4) To have delusions of grandeur.
5) To be doomed to constant failure.
2) Well known for going down at the best team in London (Charlton Athletic).
3) Meaning to be utter pants and incapable of playing your chosen sport.
4) To have delusions of grandeur.
5) To be doomed to constant failure.
He never stood a chance, just like palace then.
My god that was dull, I wanted to commit suicide, Just like watching palace then.
There is a small piece of shit on my shoe, that must be how Charlton fans feel about palace.
My god that was dull, I wanted to commit suicide, Just like watching palace then.
There is a small piece of shit on my shoe, that must be how Charlton fans feel about palace.
by ValleyFloydJames September 16, 2005
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