clit crust

the forming of discharge on and arount the clitorus. some times smelling like raw fish.

a girl didnt wash her clit for several days, and therefor a layer of clit crust formed.

by vagina wisperer December 10, 2010

Pie Crust

Back in the day when knockoff Keds were sold I gorcery stores near thins like Pie Crusts. This term is what the people, or trash, that buys them are catogorized as. Essentially it is TRASH!

Hi how are you... it dosen't matter, you are Pie Crust!

Why are you talking to me, you are Pie Crust.

by Grewvieguy June 29, 2004

crust dusting

another term for masterbation. similar to choke the chicken, beat the bed post etc.

man, jeremy was crust dusting in class.

by butt crustey December 7, 2006

Crust bucket

Someone who usually wipes their shit with their hand and then smells it for sexual pleasure.

Bob: hey I know that guys he's a total crust bucket.

Jeff: he just shook my hand...

by Granddaddylongcock March 3, 2016

Pizza Crust

Jerking off

Oh man i'm gonna get some pizza crust tonight

by virgothemuse June 13, 2013

Scandinavian Pizza Crust

When a male uses his magic wand to
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!

Person 1: “Hey Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”

by Narc_man October 19, 2020

pie crust promise

A promise, just like pie crust, that is easily made and easily broken.

Joe: Ay, you promised you would help me on my assignment
Chris: Dat was a pie crust promise so don't even trip.

by C.J.1216 March 6, 2008