death cramps

1)Death cramps is the feeling a girl gets when their on there period.

2) The feeling of death after you eat a whopper, and a mcdonalds big mac.

"I has me some death cramps, damn you god. Why must you curse us?"

by sunshinecakes February 5, 2010

doo doo cramps

Gastrointestinal cramps that signify the onset of a major shit

Josh ate three green apples and half an hour later he got the doo doo cramps so bad that he messed his overalls.

by e-boy October 21, 2007

Crapes

like drapes, just better. And funnier.
When something is so indescribably funny.

hahaha yeah i know, crapes

by GHANAIAN November 2, 2010

crappit

fuck! shit! fuck!

<dude that tigers eating your leg.>
crappit!

by phil McCrevice October 20, 2003

ass cramps

an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have ass cramps you probly got them from sitting on your ass for an extended period of time.

"chuck-wanna go to the park
timmy-no, i have ass cramps
chuck-lazy
timmy-dude its not my fault i got ass cramps
chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day
timmy- no i got it from working yesterday
chuck-you got fired 3 days ago
timmy-well....well
chuck-lazy

by {myc} July 19, 2009

Thread Crapping

Posting in a large amount of threads in a relatively short period of time, often the post adds no important contribution to the thread. Related to spamming.

Poster #1:I dont know, M is one of the variables.
Poster #2: Jacksons an idiot.
Admin: Poster #2 permabanned for thread crapping.

by Jon the asian January 8, 2011

crapped-out

The act of forcing or sneakily releasing a fart that results in the inadvertant liberation of shit into one's pants. In crap-out situations, the crapper-outer is usually fully aware of the stakes prior to farting, and takes his/her chances anyway...a complete "separation" of the fart from the shit has never actually been realized.

Get me home stat, I just crapped-out.

by thunderc October 8, 2006