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correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.
by anonymous April 26, 2024
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Correct

Hym "If I'm correct about the shooter doing what I told you to do sooner probably would gave prevented that. And I'm always correct. You know? Instead of snickering and bloviating about it and reveling in my misfortune. Letting people like Destiny amd Tate and all of the other shit-heads pretend to be me. *Sigh* Man, I really would have loved rubbing this in Jordan's face if Trump had died..... God I would have loved that! I cannot believe this! Oh well I guess. You guys totally mishandled this."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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yes that’s correct

A line uttered by the incompetent when straddled with information they cannot possibly comprehend, because of their level of ineptitude being a single figure number and thus higher than their IQ. While being questioned about seemingly simple items, the perpetrator of the “Yes that’s correct” will simply respond with exactly that, being extremely convincing in their absolute single mindedness of the “Yes that’s correct” statement. Essentially there should be laws allowing normals that have to deal with these sorts of fuckwits, the ability to gun them down and humiliate their family for life because they are insufferable idiots and need to be kicked in the nuts the first time they utter the words. Simple minded people who supply simple minded answers to intelligent questions should no longer be tolerated and should be sent to the moon.
“Theres no anti virus on this internet exposed server”, “Yes that’s correct”
“The remote monitoring tool is not installed on one server at this site”, “Yes that’s correct”
“I have written a long winded email and explained everything im doing to you, but you seem to want to keep writing emaisl that go over my original point, highlighting your inability to read, comprehend and realise you are too dumb to be a part of this conversation”, “Yes that’s correct”
by honneamise September 5, 2021
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Correct No?

The definitive way to respond to most things in the world. Said in a melodic tune for extra effect.
"If you don't love me I'll die"
"Correct No?" Said Amz
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Correct-O-Bunzo!

When something is correct. I swear I heard it somewhere before because it has been playing in my mind for years. However, when I tell it to others, I am met with "Interesting terminology."s, and "What did you just say?"s. I did a search. It is apparently NOT a documented term. So I have taken matters into my own hands, to make it one.
"Who can tell me the answer to 4 + 4?"
"Eight?"

"Correct-O-Bunzo!"
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Political Correctness

Political correctness is basically the reason why half of all jokes are "oFfEnSiVe" or something. I couldn't care less if you called me a pig (I'm a cop after all) but some 14 year old white girl on Twitter will get offended for me. Actually, that won't happen because political correctness has single-handedly caused cops to he hated on Twitter. People who follow political correctness also tend to be racist towards white people for whatever reason.

Synonyms: Bullshit, Annoying, Stupid
"Hey, did you know that Jessica follows political correctness now?"

"Yeah, didn't she cancel someone for being white?"

"Yup"
by Sanae Katagiri March 31, 2022
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Correct

If not for this absurdist fillbuster and the veil of silence around it that allows it to persist... This WOULD take about 10 minutes.
Hym "Correct! Thank you! I have been saying that for YEARS! I said it would take 15 seconds but yeah about 10 minutes is all it would take. MY THING... Is...

👌VERY SPECIFIC👌 Because there is obviously something going on there with how people are talking to me there. AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. It gets old after about the tenth year of it doesn't it? Cus I've been DOING this dawg. For 10 years before you guys showed up. So this is just YOUR first decade of dealing with this shit."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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