Computer Engineering

A course at the college/university that f***ed you up with binaries, hexadecimals, ASCII and some sh*t, not that “hackerboy” stuff. Mostly people will ask you if you know how to repair a laptop.

Require a blunt everytime finishing an assignment.

“Dude u from computer engineering?”
“Yeah bro”
“Cool dude, now repair my laptop”

by guessmybinary December 21, 2018

mac computer

the most homosexual item ever released onto the market. people who bu these computers are undecidedly gay and unable to perfom basic boby operations properly.

i bet he owns a mac computer

by steve jobs smells bad September 24, 2007

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

Wang Computers

Saturday Night Live parody, in which young kids hock Wang brand computers.

"Wang Computers: My friends want me to come out and play ball. All I want to do is stay in my room and play with my Wang!"

by Johnny Hockett September 28, 2006

Personal Computer

See PC.

See PC for examples.

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

Apple Computers

Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life

Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...

by The dude who tries to use neither May 29, 2008

computer ketchup

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.

Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

by SMD October 18, 2004