Definitions by mcfitztillery

Stuck dirt 

What my wife’s son called asphalt at a young age.

Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt.

Stuck dirt by mcfitztillery January 31, 2019

Stuck dirt 

What my wife’s son called asphalt at a young age.

Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt. He said this one while my father was laying asphalt into his driveway and he did not understand because he never saw asphalt or cement, only dirt. So we call it stuck dirt.

Stuck dirt by mcfitztillery January 31, 2019

Computer Compost 

When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt

Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.

Computer Compost by mcfitztillery November 13, 2018

JCPenney's Dressing Room 

Just about the nastiest place you can think of

Baby I wanna do you like a JCPenney's dressing room , raw dog and nastay.

JCPenney's Dressing Room by mcfitztillery November 20, 2017

Rejuvibate 

Masturbating to make yourself feel better or to help bust a midday slump

Man today really sucks, I need to go to my room and rejuvibate for a few minutes.

Rejuvibate by mcfitztillery August 4, 2015