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CockBlockChain

when you're in a date and you mention Bitcoin and all of your cock achieving dreams die because of your own dumb self mentioning crypto currency. Dumbass.
"I CockBlockChained myself again! How will I deal with the duality of wanting to get laid but also mention my MASSIVE GAINS in the market???"
by jacksonferrell October 12, 2018
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Cockblock

When someone blocks another from getting a sexual prize.
Bro why u cockblocking me.
by Funnyniga October 20, 2019
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Cockblock

I was about to bag this big girl named Gloria but John McDonough cockblocked me
by Buczek November 2, 2019
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Cockblock

Jack Hobby is a cockblock.
by mufc2013 April 6, 2020
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Cockblocked

When someone, or some group achieved a blocking move of something big that you were trying to archive.
The D.N.C. really COCKBLOCKED their entire party when they COCKBLOCKED Bernie Sanders again! He was their best chance !
by Polybius September 16, 2020
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cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
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Cacksack

Cack sack is when two people are dancing and one of the people is saying “YIPPEE” and then someone in the party drops a pie and the pie land on the face of the YIPEE MAN you can say, he had a cacksack of a day
Man dancing: YIPEE
Waiter: WOOPS
pie: *in the air* *SPLAT*
man dancing : :( cacksack day to me
by The royal barber Shool February 3, 2021
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