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Bouncy castle Catholics

Catholic parents who, while no longer ascribing to the Catholic faith or ever attending mass will insist on their children receiving the sacrments of baptism, communion and conformation. So called because the event is more about the party that follows, which will always involve the renting out of a bouncy castle.
Tom and Julie are bouncy castle Catholics- you never seen them once at mass and yet here they are for their kids' communion.
by Paulb23 October 13, 2017
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st joseph the worker catholic academy

A trash school in Windsor Terrace where teachers are racist, and don’t do anything to help the school. Rats roam the lunch room, people fight in the bathroom,vape in class, and teachers bully kids.
Joan Martinez Cruz: This is my last year here.
James: I doubt that. You fail math. I will never get into a good highschool since I went to st Joseph the worker catholic Academy
by James Flynn December 5, 2018
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st jerome catholic school

The worst fucking school in Fort Lauderdale. This is a expensive ass ghetto school where all you learn is how to make teachers quit and how to be disrespectful, i s2g kids rioted every other day and all the kids grew up to smoke weed and get wasted all the time
St Jerome Catholic School is a horrible ass school which has just gotten more and more like a prison every single year.
by Thissomeweirdassshit July 2, 2020
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All Saints Catholic School jupiter fl

This school is one of the worst. you walk in and immediately feel hated. on your first day people will probably stare at you without talking, but on the second day they will just flat out ignore you. in middle school the cliques are the WORST. some girls are just flat out rude and some of the boys will definitely make uncomfy jokes towards you. The teachers genuinely don’t care about you or your education and are just as two faced as the students.
Sally is so two faced she acts like she goes to All Saints Catholic School jupiter fl
by user013579 September 7, 2021
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catcholic

A word that resembles "catholic", yet is not. Because a true catholic would never run a religious school for profit right next to playboy mexico headquarters.
"Guey! I go to that catcholic school where the principal drives a 'vette and playboy ships from next door!"

"Chingon!"
by Fercho December 13, 2004
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Central Catholic

A school in Lawrence Ma a really poor city in North East Mass, kids from all over go there, its a private school , but 65 percent of there kids came from public, School has great sports, and a great facillite , its the place to go to if you wanna make it, but in a comfortable non snoby enviroment
by CENTRALCATHOLICMAN June 1, 2009
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J Crew Catholic

A J Crew Catholic is a type of huge pussy from Delaware County in suburban Philadelphia. J Crew Catholics are children from the county who enroll at Malvern Prep because they were too dumb to get into St. Joe's Prep or were too racist to get off a bus near a neighborhood that has a plurality of African American residents. They are considered a disgrace by the entirety of Delaware County, which historically has demarcated these Goshen Road traversing turncoats by their propensity to order clothes from such fashion retailers as J Crew, Urban Outfitters, and Gap.
That J Crew Catholic from Malvern just went into Gap. What a huge faggot! It is only a matter of months until he is first team all inter-ac and fondling a lax stick like its a big weiner.
by the devon horse show October 31, 2011
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