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conformation

Refers to either:
(1) Reassuring proof dat someone is "going along to get along", or
(2) A truthfulness-indicating buildup of material dat shows observers dat what you told them was legit.
I claimed dat visitors kept forgetting to wipe their feet before coming into my house, and da big lumps of accumulated mud on da doorstep and carpet were conformation a-plenty to back up my assertions!
by QuacksO April 6, 2023
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conformation sniff

The act of smelling a man's penis or balls to confirm whether or not they have had vaginal intercourse. Usually done by women suspecting there significant other of cheating, occasionally done by bros to call bullshit.
Andrew "Sorry I'm late guys I was, like totally getting laid at 4:30AM and not sleeping in like a douchebage".
Connor " I'm calling bullshit your an hour late, whip out your sack so I can do a conformation sniff you lying sack of shit".
by Chocolatedabbler February 11, 2017
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anti-jar conformation

A zen-like state of complete understanding reached by aligning yourself with jjb.
Anti-jar conformation and smeow on it!
by Tony Dungy August 26, 2003
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conformatron

One who:
1) never expresses original thought and states the obvious
2) is a barometer for consensus

3) immediately does what others do to avoid any chance of embarrassment
4) does 1-4 irrespective of ethics or fault
The boss's conformatron is screwing us over

That conformatron is a tool

I feel like smacking my head off the table every time the conformatron speaks.

He couldn't help from laughing and rolling his eyes as the conformatron tried to play devil's advocate.
by joe Kokomo September 6, 2012
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confontational

describes an individual whose online, typewritten persona (in font) is vastly different than the one perceived in real-life, particularly from the aspect of being obnoxious, demanding, or arrogant.
Kelly: Ugh! Chris totally bitched at me for not doing his work for him and told me how lucky I should feel that he is actually my friend.

Paco: Chris? Really? But, he's so quiet! I can't imagine him saying something like that.

Kelly: Yeah, well, his true colors come out when he's in IM. Sometimes, I even have to use "Invisible" status to hide, because he's SO conFONTational!
by IncontinentalBreakfast February 18, 2011
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Confirmation Wipe

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
by Lunicus December 4, 2011
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Confirmation Bias

The natural human tendency to hold opinions that agree with one's own point-of-view as more valuable than opinions that do not. However, this can be magnified to an insane proportion in ignorant people, overly-religious people, people who have power, people who think they have power, people on a power trip, and people who hate criticism in general. This may stem from a fear of change, what one does not know, or from an OD god complex.
Most 4chan users have an off-the-wall confirmation bias.
by ionno whodunnit June 1, 2009
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