calop

A way of politely designating an oversized female

Person 1: Yo, she is huge!
Person 2: Yeah but be nice, she is a calop.

by Tony36 November 27, 2023

Calper

Calper is a good player and a man of god. He is a man of focus, dedication and sheer-will.

You're such a Calper!

by veternitzz November 29, 2023

Calmpacker

Calmpacker is an extended version of good/calm/nice

Yo g that girl is a Calmpacker

Init bro

by Esuls January 11, 2024

Calum

If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.

Omg... her ex is SUCH a calum

by Candle_burn January 23, 2024

Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.

When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.

by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024

calum

calum

this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch

“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”

“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”

by iknowyourtruth February 3, 2024

Calululater

Also known as calculator. Used by maths haters.

"Hey guys, who stole my calululater"

by iss Papiki the mf April 21, 2024