While having sex with a girl, call her cell phone and when she goes to get it start to masturbate behind her. When she gets to her phone, she'll see its you, look behind her and then you blast her in the face.
by The Bees January 29, 2005
Get the Caller ID mug.Verb: To lie, making your friend look like a huge creeper to the boy she likes, while having done none of the things you said she did. In fact, in some cases, YOU did the things that caused your friend to look like a creep.
Can be thought of as a bitchy move. Karma well come back to haunt anyone who had Caldered.
Can be thought of as a bitchy move. Karma well come back to haunt anyone who had Caldered.
by ToldyaIdpost September 13, 2011
Get the Calder mug.A person playing a FPS that sits in one place for extended periods of time, usually in a corner or easily defensible postion using the statistically best weapon like the FAMAS in Black ops. In certain objective gametypes such as domination it is a a valid way to win but in gametypes like Team Deathmatch that are non-objective it is inexcusable and shows a complete lack of skill.
Guy1 "There is a 13 year old kid being a camping tryhard with a famas in the corner by the tower."
Guy2 "Fucking camper, I bet he has claymores all over the place too."
Guy2 "Fucking camper, I bet he has claymores all over the place too."
by Delta Zebra September 20, 2011
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A secondary AIM or AOL screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you'd prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.
A secondary AIM or AOL screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you'd prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.
i.e; A screen name set up to talk to Mom, Dad, Grandma, Professor Thomas, or anyone else in your life that you dont want to know your having a jerk-circle friday night.
sentance:
christian_smilez: hey tim
Timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
Timber4limber: oh...
Timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
Timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my Calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
Timber4limber: oh
sentance:
christian_smilez: hey tim
Timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
Timber4limber: oh...
Timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
Timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my Calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
Timber4limber: oh
by Personal_preference September 26, 2005
Get the Calvert Screenname mug.The term used to describe:
A) one who camps in a video game (developed by radical anti-camping movements such as in Counter Strike); well known to COD players who've adapted it
B) a camper, who most literally travels to the nearest forest to pitch a tent to hunt squirrels and/or to hug the nearest tree
* see tree-hugger
A) one who camps in a video game (developed by radical anti-camping movements such as in Counter Strike); well known to COD players who've adapted it
B) a camper, who most literally travels to the nearest forest to pitch a tent to hunt squirrels and/or to hug the nearest tree
* see tree-hugger
"Dude, I ran into a lifeless camper gaming the other day!"
"Sucks. What happened?"
"He shot me you moron."
Yeah, Dave's a real camper.
"Sucks. What happened?"
"He shot me you moron."
Yeah, Dave's a real camper.
by happycamper93 March 11, 2010
Get the Camper mug.A term to describe a man or male child that is acting like he has a vagina full of sand soaked in icyhot unless he is in the middle of the drama pool soaking in as much attention as possible.
Man, what a calpetanus... if i have to listen to anymore of his "look at me look at me" bullshit I'm going to kick him in his penis!
by Spider83 April 6, 2011
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