Corporate Naughty

Corporate Naughty is a commonly used term to describe an activity, object or person that will bring immense pleasure or joy. It's the ranking officer above the word 'naughty' so can be described as 'corporate naughty'

A) Hey man I have two tickets for the big game this weekend if you want to come?
B) Wow thanks man that'd be corporate naughty !

by Lg00ld November 4, 2016

Corporate Action

Partaking in sexual activity while at work.

"The boss was out of town so I used his office to get some Corporate Action from his secretary"

by tourettesguyrules October 17, 2008

Umbrella corporation

A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.

Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Corporate Traitor

A public official that betrays their duties on behalf of a corporation instead of a foreign country.

Fuck Ajit Jai, he's such a corporate traitor.

by Deimosian November 26, 2017

Tyrell Corporation

(n) The (fictitious) corporation in the movie Blade Runner that made replicants.

After seeing this month's Playboy, the Tyrell Corporation finally made someone better than Sean Penn.

by stonecruiser August 17, 2009

Corporal Jewkes

n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out

"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."

by Corporal J April 18, 2016

Corporate Christmas

That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.

Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.

by AB365 November 20, 2021