confusing humbug

noun
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.

Samuel shouts, "You, systemitaster. You can no longer obhibitirute my ischyogalactic mind based on Cosmicattitude."
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 25, 2021

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Gender Confused

When a trannie "woman" prison inmate gets two other females prisoners pregnant in a female prison.

The trannie woman prisoner was gender confused who "she" got two other female pregnant.

by queensburykid July 31, 2022

QuestionMark - The Most Confusing Place You'll Ever See

It is not a link, yet it's a thing in life.

QuestionMark - The Most Confusing Place You'll Ever See

by Unknown_3RR0R May 4, 2022

Slayfully confusing

When you wanna lick remis pussy but also need sleep

Its so slayfully confusing, I wanna pick remis pussy but need sleep

by Remiratty October 27, 2022

confusioned

Caught off guard by what was said or what happened

I am confusioned about what you just did

by rebelwolf3905 February 15, 2022

as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022