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Combat Load

1. (noun) The act of performing the "two-pump chump," then pulling out and shooting your partner in the eye. Quick and to the point, like in a combat situation.

2. (noun) The act of ejaculating while bullets, mortars, rockets, or other projectiles are flying overhead.
1. "Dude, I can't believe that bitch thought she was gonna get off. I just put it in, pulled it out, and hit her with the combat load!"

2. "My philosophy is this: If I'm about to die, I might as well get one last orgasm in! I've got well over twenty combat loads under my belt."
by pervertatoid August 14, 2010
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