car poor 

Having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.

Friend: "hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?"

Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".

car poor by Angrylegos November 20, 2014

Car Aids 

When your car has a series of undiagnosed problems that keep happening and then causes the car to die....

I enjoyed driving my car until it developed car aids and died

Car Aids by Wordmasterturd June 30, 2016

car creep 

The tendency for a vehicle with an automatic transmission to "creep" forward when you let off the brake without giving any gas.

I had to let my car creep through stop and go traffic.

car creep by Corey_Faure August 16, 2016

Car Wrecked 

When you get fucked so good in the moment you feel no pain. But the next morning you feel so sore it's like you were in a car wreck.

" Yo, I car wrecked my girl last night so bad she gotta call out of work."
"Sally got car wrecked the other night so she couldn't sit properly when getting dinner with Jack."

Car Wrecked by Sampy&Stumpy June 16, 2017

Car battery 

Car battery is where two dudes called christopher and greg get electronically charged and have anal sexual intercourse and set fire with there chargers

Greg and christopher getting on a car battery

Car battery by no problem bruh August 24, 2017

Car hell 

A word used when you’re in a car but the AC barely works and your hot as hell.

Danny: Oh my god, I’m in car hell! I need to get my AC fix.

Car hell by Citorealia July 5, 2018

Car parking 

The process of driving around late at night as a teenager with other people moving between car parks because you have absolutely nothing else to do.

"Hey bro lets go out with jenny and molly tonight, they want to see us!"

"No, I am not going car parking again just because you fancy molly"

Car parking by JMPdictionary October 19, 2018