Definitions by Citorealia

Shrip 

Tripping but on shrooms

Shr + ip “Shr”oomTr”ip”

Chris: I’m gonna shrip tonight.
John: Yeah man I love shripping! Enjoy.
Kesston: 😂

Shrip by Citorealia July 28, 2021

2035 

35 years after 2000
25 years after 2010
20 years after 2015
15 years after 2020
You feel old yet?

Mark: What year is it?

Mike: 2035
Mark: Damn I feel old

2035 by Citorealia September 22, 2019

Second Hand Spoil

The same as spoiling but with a twist. It is saying that a character did not die in the movie and is still alive instead of telling the person who dies.

Mark: Oh boy I’m about to see endgame!
Chris: Nice! You know Thor doesn’t die!
Mark: Damn it chris! You just second hand spoil!

Second Hand Spoil by Citorealia May 4, 2019

Car hell 

A word used when you’re in a car but the AC barely works and your hot as hell.

Danny: Oh my god, I’m in car hell! I need to get my AC fix.

Car hell by Citorealia July 5, 2018

School

School is a serious cruel punishment when you know nothing. Usually it starts around 4-5 years old, suffering from hard work of pain. You eat shitty food. You have to be quit and can't talk to friends, and one of the worst things in school is the state test to see if you gain any smartness. If not you get disadvantages. You get 12 years of school and if you go to college it's like 14-20 years of school. Elderly people are the survivors. Ask you grandparents. They will tell you everything. School Sucks, and you can't stop it. Just like prison.

FUCK SCHOOL NIGGA

School by Citorealia May 21, 2017