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Capitalism

It’s what I discuss when my brother tries to get even one-fraction of a bowl of pasta.
Capitalism is all for me.
by MrWhomstDVe September 3, 2021
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capitalist cuck

someone you hate and or are insulting who is a businessman/woman.
by twiggyriot January 10, 2022
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Capitalino

A person who is from the capital of a smaller Latin American country, (often the only large city) and believes themselves to be superior to people from other parts of the country. Often this results in discrimination. Larger Latin American countries may use this word differently if at all.
I stood at the counter for 20 minutes and that capitalino served everyone that arrived after me before I finally left.

This capitalina just said I got my new gucci dress on Craigslist!
by Nashku February 18, 2022
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Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY
Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022
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Capitalism's favourite child

Those who are enabled by capitalism to succeed not by virtue of their talents but by their willingness to follow established systems to get to the top of the food chain. In addition, willingness is not enough to be regarded as the system's favourite child; access to resources and information is essential too.

Basically, these people are considered followers as opposed to pioneers since capitalism doesn't really support creativity and diversity.
Capitalism will always honour its favourite children over those who are truly deserving.

You can be the best and still not win, only capitalism's favourite children win.

Capitalism's favourite children are so out of touch with reality, they think poor people are lazy.

We are all measured up against a white man, that is capitalism's favourite child.
by Vasthoe June 12, 2022
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Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.
Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”
by A total slag February 23, 2023
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capitalism

Far-right dictatorship where the rich are getting richer and only the poor are becoming miserable through exploitation. Killed 58 million people.
by Serbize March 24, 2023
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