butthole muscle

An unintelligent moron, can also be used to refer to an annoying dimwit that is uninformed on a particular subject or topic.

I tried discussing the economy with him, but he was being a real butthole muscle about it.

by Sergeant Dornan September 15, 2015

Butthole tinkle

Butthole tinkle is a young woman who likes to put alcohol up her butt and pee it out her butt. She's sexy with a wild side. Sometimes she likes balls on her chin

Wow that's butthole tinkle right there

by Boooobahbooo March 13, 2017

Pavlov's Butthole

When you go to pee, but your colon decides it's time to take the Brownies for a swim. Happens too often to be a coincidence.

"I can't believe it Marge. Everytime I sit down to pee, my butthole thinks it's time to poop! I must have have Pavlov's Butthole!"

by Samuel Clemency May 18, 2021

ripped butthole

When you fart so loud it feels like your butt got ripped apart.

Man 1: *farts*.
Man 2: Oh boi you just done ripped butthole.

by STAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 18, 2017

Butthole Bob

A heterosexual male who prefers fucking women's anuses.

Women were just a collection of orifices to Fred, a real Butthole Bob.

by Smithy666 June 21, 2021

Butthole pressure

1. When you have to poop really bad.
2. Peer pressure from peoole with names like Kieth or Karen.

1. Oh man, I am feeling some serious butthole pressure, I better go hit the bathroom. 2. This lady at work today wanted a refund, she was in the wrong but exerted some serious butthole pressure and my manager caved.

by BR34D November 4, 2019

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018