Booze Jew

One who is a stinge with their alcohol. One who hoards any sizeable quantity of liqour whilst claiming they cannot come off with any much the same as Jews hoard metal and gems. Completely interchangeable with the names Jeanne or Jarrod. Also Vodka Kike.

Alcoholic 1: "Mom, let me get a shot"

Alcoholic 2: "Dude, get the fuck off my bottle, I guess I

gotta go hide the shit."

Alcoholic 1: "Mom's a fuckin bitch dude."

Alcoholic 3: "She's a total fuckin booze jew dude."

by Jocogen3 September 2, 2013

booze cruise

A peculiarly english phrase. Taking a ferry accross the English Channel to France to buy copious amounts of booze, mostly because there is less tax on continental europe.

Me and the fellas are taking a van over on a booze cruise, fancy some?

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

Boozedays with Morrie

A nickname for Tuesday, used when going out. Similar to Thirsty Thursday. A play on the book "Tuesdays with Morrie"

Guy 1: Are you going out tonight man?
Guy 2: No, I have an exam tomorrow.
Guy 1: You have to, it's Boozedays with Morrie!

by superduff May 30, 2009

Boofed

To smuggle an item into the pen by sticking it up your ass.

Did you see Brent? He just boofed all the chach.

by fartsniffindummy October 28, 2018

jig-a-booed

To be shafted or inconvenienced at the last moment.

"Oh-no, he changed his plans again at the last moment......I've been jig-a-booed!"

by Laughing Boy1 March 13, 2009

Booted

to be extreamly high

yo im fuckin booted

by YouAlreadyNo April 29, 2009

Team booze

The "Team Booze" originated in the September of the Year 2003, they are a dedicated group of hardcore drinkers. What started out as a small arrangement of lads has now turned into a family of boozin mates which can only grow and get stronger. Southy Forever !!!!!!!

Where is Team Booze?
If its monday then Jaks, Tuesday then Chicagos, Wed then Ikon, you get the idea.....

by James Vooght May 4, 2004