bollucks 

Rubbish, Crap, Bullshit, A load of crap

Pronounced - BALL-UH-CKS

(Guy 1) - I robbed a bank this mornin'

(Guy 2) - Bollucks!! You were asleep on your mom's sofa this mornin'!

bollucks by I say bollucks a lot January 22, 2009

bollock vomit

The male ejaculate. Seminal fluid.

I hurled bollock vomit all over my jazz mag.

bollock vomit by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

bellocks 

When a fat-endowed person appears to have a buttocks where his belly should be. The belly button resembles a butthole and a deep ravine is created to give the illusion of a buttcrack.
It can also be demonstrated by anyone smooshing together both sides of their belly, which is just goddamn charming.

A portmonteau of belly+buttocks.

"Then she was like, 'Wanna see my ass?' and I was like, 'Fuck yeah,' but she pulled up her top and whipped out her bellocks, which is not the ass I wanted to see."
"Can't believe you fell for that, dude."

bellocks by Rabid Assmonger June 28, 2011

Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.

Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.

Bollock Slap by RhysMac March 11, 2012

bollock toe 

When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.

Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!

bollock toe by UrbanEntry April 7, 2016

Bollock Buster

When one's bollocks are busted in a painful fashion. Can also describe an idiot, a nonce or your general Kool Kid

Oi, you bollock buster, get over yourself you self obsessed, weed taking, girl flirting fuckface

Bollock Buster by Sissoko July 27, 2019

soft bollock 

a translation of the well known french insult about the english

gypo segal is a soft bollock

soft bollock by Dave Astbury October 13, 2007