When you are having anal intercourse with a female, and prior to ejaculation, you strike her forcefully with a tazer to make her bowels tighten up increasing the pleasure on ones shaft
by jennifer kenny April 5, 2009
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a shitty hippy health food store. sells products like hemp, beans, and other hippy-ish objects of hippy-ism.
Guy1: I just got back from Bloomingfoods. Man, they have some kick ass beans there.
Guy2: Shut the hell up you goddamn hippy!
Guy1: Damn... don't be so hostile man. Can't we all just get along?
Guy2: Im going to go find my shotgun...
Guy2: Shut the hell up you goddamn hippy!
Guy1: Damn... don't be so hostile man. Can't we all just get along?
Guy2: Im going to go find my shotgun...
by cody12312ass February 1, 2007
Get the bloomingfoods mug.That funny little tickly feeling one gets in the pit of their stomach while visualizing Orlando Bloom's face and/or body. Experienced by fangirls worldwide on a regular basis.
Girl: I have to give a speech and I'm really nervous... My stomach hurts.
Boy: That is called the Bloom Effect, my dear.
Boy: That is called the Bloom Effect, my dear.
by CoriOreo January 25, 2008
Get the Bloom Effect mug.when a male/female sticks their fist up a broads vagina, opens their hand and give their fingers a wiggle.
Brent Dick has no respect for any females/himself so he simply does it without permission. even though 12 year old girls don't know any better, he thinks that since they praise him, they'll let him compared to girls his own age...
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"
by LaughingAboutBrentDick August 14, 2009
Get the Bloomin Onion mug.Bloomfield, New Mexico is just another word for "Vacuum." I like to call it, "Darwin's Sick Joke." It is the smallest town in San Juan County and hasn't grown any larger since 1973. It is also mostly filled with Navajos, and large Mexican Families so inbreeding occurs regularly almost by accident (but mostly on purpose). The town its self seems more like an ill-conceived, trash ridden suburb to Farmington, New Mexico. Mostly because most of Bloomfield's population works in Farmington. There is nothing to do but drink, shoot guns in crowded neighborhoods, and do Meth. Which is where most of New Mexico's supply of Meth is produced.
Bloomfield High is just a four-year (or two if you're desperate) holding cell before you either work in a Oil Field job, and then resort to meth to get the "overtime" hours. If you're not in the oil field, you're probably ridiculed for not working in the oil field. 75% of any graduating class has never thought of leaving town, 15% Only went to college in state or in the Four Corner States (Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah) and the small 10% actually get out from the area entirely, only to be sucked back again.
If you can avoid living, hell, even passing through Bloomfield, New Mexico, do so. Because once you stop, you're stopped for life.
Bloomfield High is just a four-year (or two if you're desperate) holding cell before you either work in a Oil Field job, and then resort to meth to get the "overtime" hours. If you're not in the oil field, you're probably ridiculed for not working in the oil field. 75% of any graduating class has never thought of leaving town, 15% Only went to college in state or in the Four Corner States (Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah) and the small 10% actually get out from the area entirely, only to be sucked back again.
If you can avoid living, hell, even passing through Bloomfield, New Mexico, do so. Because once you stop, you're stopped for life.
Onlooker: So where are you from?
Sad Fuck: Bloomfield.
Onlooker: Broomfield, CO?
Sad Fuck: No, Bloomfield, New Mexico
On looker: Oh shit. (walks away shuttering, produces a bottle of hand sanitizer and starts washing himself viscously to get)
Sad Fuck: Bloomfield.
Onlooker: Broomfield, CO?
Sad Fuck: No, Bloomfield, New Mexico
On looker: Oh shit. (walks away shuttering, produces a bottle of hand sanitizer and starts washing himself viscously to get)
by Delirium-J12 January 7, 2011
Get the Bloomfield, New Mexico mug.When you hook up with a chick for the first time, like right after the ruffies take hold, Dustin Diamond style and you test her anus for stress factors, find her breaking point.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.
A: "Whachu know about ass fistin'?"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"
by CheeseDumper February 21, 2011
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