Cock blocked

When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl

Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."

by Ya boy John Appleseed March 8, 2015

Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.

It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

Cock Blocked

When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment

*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.

by Dildo_Swaggins December 14, 2016

fun blocker

The small plastic flow restrictor at the mouth of large alcohol bottles

“Man last night took a turn after we popped all of the fun blockers off”

by bonesawwasntready September 14, 2018

Cock::Blocks

It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.

Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.

by Do Ge November 27, 2018

She blocked you

She’s sick And tired of your crap and wants you to leave her tf alone bye

Dude, she blocked you, good luck

by Hey broski December 19, 2018

Blumpkin blocker

Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.

Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.

by Lostmykeysinthere January 2, 2019